The Song of the Self Pity Gremlin, is short,
Not so sweet, & goes something like this:
“Nobody knows how unhappy I am
Wretched, dejected, sad & forlorn.
I wear sackcloth & ashes & my head is so shorn
That it glimmers in moonlight from dusk until morn.”
The Self Pity Gremlin is a sad creature indeed
And if you’re not careful, [...]